theanti90smovement:

idonotknoworcare:

theanti90smovement:

one person is born a year which means that right now there are 2013 people on Earth right now. Truly amazing.

uhm, there was 2006 people in my secondary school in 2011, that would mean everyone in the world except five went to my secondary school.. i think you might be wrong sir..

do i look like a liar?

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shinykari:

Whenever I see some fedora-wearing dudebro whining about how all the feminazis and friend-zoning bitches ruined his life, I picture this:

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daniellemertina:

this is how you turn a bad situation around

this is a representation of how we should live our lives

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So I found this perfect strawberry…

lambo-sans:

lambo-sans:

The flash wasn’t on

And then…

Emo-berry

Radioactive

Being a red strawberry is too mainstream

Oh by the way this came out of my garden, not from a store.

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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

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nuclearoverreactor:

Unlikely lines from a cosmetics commercial.

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theatticdemos:

ISNT IT WEIRD HOW SLEEP EXISTS LIKE WE REACH A POINT IN OUR DAY WHERE WE ARE “TIRED” AND SO WE LAY DOWN UNTIL WE FALL UNCONSCIOUS AND WAKE UP WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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wholockedj:

gallifreyantimelady:

slutformisha:

jorniestourie:

Omg just found this on the internet

Fuck I screamed

BEST ONE. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME.

THIS IS TERRIFYING!!!

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jeremykaye:

Facts don’t lie.

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the most uncomfortable part of breaking dawn was when bella and edward were having sex in their new house and bella was climaxing and this old lady next to me was like “i miss getting orgasms like that”

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mattandkaz:

#HEY #HEY EVERYONE #LOOK #I MADE KAREN LAUGH #I AM SO COOL

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toolesbiantofunction:

I’m dying omg

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mrscalypsojackson:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

slenclerman:

what do you call a mouse wearing a purple hat

fine fuck you guys yall re missing out on some quality humour

if this hits 1,000 notes ill say the answer

a fashion-cheese-ta

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fearlesskorra:

All right! Team Avatar is back! Air. Water. Earth. Fire. Fan and sword!

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